Allo, allo, allo.
So who’s a lazy ho? …I’m a lazy ho.
I’ve had a whirlwind schedule lately, what with picking my nose and wiping the goobers on my wall after sharecropping all day. So my partner in all things fool is going to pitch in with her takes on life’s little foibles.
Presenting Lady Half-Breed!!
A few things:
Lady Half-Breed’s mother is Kansas while her dad is from the Congo.
…Which brings us to point number 2: Lady Half-Breed is a tragic mulatto.
Homegirl is blogging from Detroit. Big up the midwest. Woop woop.
Remember all those posts when I was puking Sparks outside some starlet’s release party in NYC’s MPD? She had everything to do with that.
Her acid tongue sometimes makes me blush. So her writing will likely make your head explode. With goodness.
Have fucking fun!