Touch Your Toes, Ho


Armand Van Helden and Fat Joe have teamed up for this randy, taut mix of a club record, called “Touch Your Toes.”

To my knowledge (which really means nothing), this dropped last week and when I saw the match up I was confused but the beat has summer anthem smeared all over it. I’ma definitely get my “bridge and tunnel” (read: tacky gelled eye-talians and the like who have to bridge or tunnel to get to Manhattan) on to this record at Crobar or somewhere as profoundly douchebaggy in the near future. Look for me in the stars, kids.

There is a version on the jankiest looking MySpace attributed to Armand (hope to the lord it’s some guido on Long Island with dial-up and too much time on his hands):

But don’t rely on this, go find the proper version somewhere.

Gawd, Conny’s sick of work. She needs to sleep.


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