Dita Von Do Me


Normally, the goings-on of fug-ass white men is not my affair. But when I heard one had broken Dita Von Teese’s sexy heart, I was actually saddened. They actually made sense to me, The Teese and The Manson and they’d been together for decades in Hollywood-time.

Kinda sad though that girlfriend who, as artful as she may be, is basically an international stripper and even she couldn’t take Marilyn’s boozin’ ass. That’s so depressing.

 But Dita, love, call me. We’ll do lunch. Or each other. Whichever.

Furthermore, who cheats on Dita Von Fabulous for Firecrotch and that boy-lookin’ bitch from Thirteen???

The Post has some words on the matter:



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