
So apparently moving to an Indian village just got a whole lot more appealing: http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKDEL7014720070620
Do you think they drunk dial other rodents? Like after they’ve nibbled
through a few errant casks they roll up on squirrels like, “Fuck yo’ tail! You ain’t
nobody! I got back too! Yo tail ain’t shit! Yeah, go eat a nut…” then they
fall asleep in a pile of trash with their little legs sticking in the air.
Shoot, I know I do…