I bet you that kid can’t even read yet but he can pop it like he’s workin’ for some fittys at Magic City. Somebody need to get this little H.I.T. (you know, Homo In Training). Somebody call Taiyieesha and tell her her baby’s actin’ a gay mess.
I mean, damn did you see that kick in the beginning?
This blog is meant for fun and games but some of y’all got hearts too. I came across this story on Okayplayer of a 14 year-old girl in Paris, TX who is now suicidal because she is serving a seven year prison sentence for shoving – let’s read that again – shoving a teacher.
Man I was dreading the bejeesus outta making this post. I’m not one for giving props where props are due so much as I’m about throwing shade on derelict coloreds. Eh, once won’t hurt me…or will it?
Yo, Conny be saying this for real sometimes. If I have an anthem it is definitely these desperate vocals layered over this sassy bassline. So I got some YouTube goodness for you children who don’t believe in the power of the ’80s (shame on you).
Bobby ”I Got That Crack” Brown is following in the footsteps of Flavor Flav (who does that?) and is trying to have this coon reality show thing on lock. My man is apparently set to star in some fool broadcast biting “Flavor of Love” called, I don’t know, ”Coons A Poppin.’”
I’m lazy so send me stuff I should cover – bands you like, children who need spankings – whatever. So now, if this blog sucks, it’s your own flippin’ fault.
Conny’s gonna get a little serious here for once but she just saw the sweetest video: Luther Vandross’ “Shine.” The video is adorable and the song is great on levels I can’t even handle including the fact that it samples Chic’s “My Forbbiden Lover,” it’s Luther’s buttery voice spliced with deliciously tacky archival footage and the kid getting his shine on the court literally made me tear up. I’m clearly a pussy.