An Interpretation…

Rihanna and Jay-Z have put out a song. Now I usually don’t sully my blog with such beef patty foolishness so why do I suddenly care? Because everybody secretly watches The View for the Centrum-powered catfights. Other people messin’ around is addictive.

Everbody’s already been tittering that Ms. Barbados is gunning for La Yonce’s man (and style, career, etc). So while the song is entitled “Umbrella” (in which she sounds like a coconut Pat Benatar…boo)…

I think what she really meant to say is what girlfriend is asserting in this vid right here:

…And you can’t do anything about it.