
So Ms. Naomi Campbell left community service in a couture gown? I know upwardly mobile Jamaicans be overdressing for every-goddamn-thing but whoa. Naomi, you have got the crazy.
Dlisted is lettin’ it all hang out.
And Conny was real coconut this weekend hitting up Liquid Love (A Sophisticated Meeting Place) in her 227 dress. They literally had Caribbean flags hanging from the ceiling. Every man in the place was trying to marry me. No, I can’t help you get your ceeteezensheep — get away from me.
Oh and Uniqlo’s straight skinny jeans are that crack.