Blatant Self-Promotion
March 4, 2009 by MZ
Sky Ferreira
March 1, 2009 by MZ
There’s only one song on the MySpace but I love it…
http://www.myspace.com/skyferreiramusic
Oh, and are people still on MySpace? Gross as MySpace bums…
Jesus Is My Friend
October 1, 2008 by MZ
He’s the type of friend who throws me under the bus. He tells me the bad dog business is peanut butter and he makes me think the ‘ludes is “inspiration.”
Oh No Cho…
August 26, 2008 by MZOh Cho…
Oh Maggie Cho…oh…
Is it me or does it seem like the last thing ol’ crazy pants Maggie Cho needs is a warbling peacock tattoo around her arm jelly? And…are those Doc Martens in the first pic?
Oh Maggie Cho…
Coinkidink?
August 25, 2008 by MZ
Or maybe, coinki-kink?
So I love me some Solange. Homegirl is all types of batshit, bowlegged, Creole ka-ray-zaaay! Plus she’s got some unsettling obsession with goofy green screen technology that make my eyes feel barfy. Here’s new video, “Sandcastle Disco.” It’s like Diana Ross hosted Sesame Street and made everybody take ’shrooms.
Plus it’s got similar drums to this…which I enjoy…
To me, it’s just a little too similar to this foolishness below which is basically every social worker’s nightmare. We’ve got Wacko Jacko, Dr. Doolittle and the Harlem Boys Choir skipping as CGI hearts fly around in their too-90s video, “What’s Up With You?” I’m expecting Roger Rabbit to waddle out with a cock ring any minute.
What’s up with you, indeed.
Stuck On…Poo
August 21, 2008 by MZ
I want to like this. Goodness, I want to like this beat ass record by Nikka Costa but it’s depressingly trite. Boogie woogie piano and playground lyrics about luv are just hitting my ear like the scourge of so many spurned toilets.
Here’s Nikka Costa’s “Stuck On You” aka “The Lights Are About To Be Shut Off”
http://www.concordmusicgroup.com/audio/asx/Nikka_Costa_Stuck_To_You.asx
Can we please go back to this?
Girl, you were good at biting Janis Joplin. Just pick a past and live with it!
Gee Willikers!
You Know That Ho Was There Too…
August 16, 2008 by MZ
Who is Cazwell?
Musical Wack: Nola Darling
August 15, 2008 by MZ
Nola Darling. This is what happens when you have pussy. These girls are so extra untalented. They got a cute name, bubble behinds, long but still natural hair and lip gloss. So that means they got men willing to give up studio expertise for just a peek at the poon.
They do scratchy, tuneless ragga mixed with electro (because that’s the only thing anyone ever does!!!! GAAAAAHHH!!) with the grace of a paraplegic orgy. And they’re Haitian which is ok as long they can pass for Puerto Rican.
I just hate overhypeness.
You’ve been warned.
Musical Crack: Peter Hadar
August 15, 2008 by MZI didn’t want to, but I like Peter Hadar. He is actually worth the hype. He sounds like Dwele – let’s not pretend otherwise. And its cool to see one of those downtown guys with meat. He looks like a lumberjack with an MPC.
Although sometimes he seems too old to be dressing like he got up on the fucked up side of the Crayola box.
Planets, Painted, Purple Pill and Sleeping Pills will flare your nostrils.
Olympics ‘08: Woo! Woo.
August 14, 2008 by MZMy thoughts on the Olympics.
The Chinese are butt-sniffers.
The term “Women’s Gymnastics” has always confused me. Shouldn’t it be “Kinda Mannish-No Tits-She-Elf Gymnastics”
